startup file with personal invitation and wishes.

On MATLAB opening you see something like:
"Good afternoon Sasha!
There is a light at the end of every tunnel….just pray it’s not a train!."

* Place startup.m file and text.txt file in opening MATLAB folder

I built by myself little list of sentences into txt file
each time you run MATLAB you see invitation and sentence
In my text file the sentences placed in even rows only of course it's user's choice.

see also:
http://www.mathworks.com/help/techdoc/ref/startup.html